"The penguin … just defecated on the floor.”
“Actually, senator, I believe that’s your desk."

Kentucky Senate President David Williams and Senate President Pro Tem Katie Stine. Stine was presenting a resolution to honor an aquarium.  (via officialssay)

omg

(and by the way, I totally went to Newport Aquarium and pet the penguins there, and we were told that they poop like every twenty minutes… so really, this should have been expected)

also: LOLOL PENGUIN POOP FOR DAVID WILLIAMS LOLOLOL

IT’S SASKIA’S BIRTHDAY TODAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASKIA

HER BIRTHDAY SHOULD BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

DID YOU KNOW THAT SASKIA DEFEATED LORD VOLDEMORT IN OUR SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL

AND SHE SIMPLY WALKED INTO MORDOR

AND SHE WON THE NATIONAL GLEE CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT ALL BY HERSELF

AND SHE’LL SOLVE ANY CRIME BY DINNERTIME

AND SHE SURE PLAYS A MEAN PIN BALL

AND SHE’LL BLOW UP THE HIGH SCHOOL TO SAVE THE WORLD IF SHE HAS TO

IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY SASKIA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

(Source: elledriver)

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I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU

I’M SO HAPPY YOU’RE SO HAPPY

THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING ME IN MY BAKING ENDEAVOURS