February 2008
this just amused me so much, aha.
justine: so this past weekend all i could think of when i was hanging out with my japanese flatmate was whether you would find him attractive
justine: due to your yamapi obsession
amy: ahahahah XD
amy: oh dear. ahaha.
amy: >.>
justine: haha
justine: i thought you should know
amy: XD you are so kind, thinking of me.
justine: of course!
January 2008
“Okay, my cousin’s pregnant. She’s only fourteen. That’s a ho.”
– Random girl in hallway. The way she shouted it in her incredibly hilarious accent… oh man. Vincent and I cracked before we had even passed her, that’s how funny it was.
Tristan: I am not assuaged!
Amy: Liar!
Tristan: [shock] How did you know I was assuaged?
Amy: I just know these things. I have a detector. For... assuagigy....
Tristan: Assuagigy! The science of assuage! Actually, it sounds like a tribal name. Assuagigy!
Amy: [Australian accent] Watch them in their natural habitat!
Tristan: [Australian accent] Look, this one's got a fish!
Camilla: I have a question.
Mrs. Minor: Just a minute.
[a few seconds pass]
Andy: What does the second line under A say?
Mrs. Minor: Just, just a minute!
[a few seconds pass, Mrs. Minor picks up the phone and dials a number]
Mrs. Minor: Yeah, there are two guys in the orange hall on the, uh, teacher parking lot side, I think I just saw a drug deal go down. [she hangs up the phone] Okay, what was your question? [the class is staring at her in awe]
Andy: ...what did you just say?
Mrs. Minor: I just saw a drug deal happen....
Andy: That's awesome!
[she then proceeds to tell us what happened, and then wonderfully horrific stories of drug deals and sex in the bathroom at Bryan Station]
“Like a mud puddle. Like a muddle.”
– Michelle, describing the disgusting puddle that is Luzhin
Mr. Liimatta: So the more you knew, the less you really knew. Can you give me an example?
Graham: Women!
A birthday rap for Saskia dahhhlink.
Vincent wants to open a Chinese Coffee Shop,
Amy: Well, you'd have to give a Chinese punny name!
Vincent: Um, Lucky Bean!
Amy: NONONO. BUDDHA BEAN!
“Male nurses are hot!”
– Random kid in the hallway
“No opthamalogical porn! Cover your eyes!”
– Mrs. Minor, over the fact that there were NAKED EYES during our lab :O
Bloomberg.com: Australia & New Zealand →
this is just blowing my mind.
effervescientist: you were so cute :B
goobernational.: heee
goobernational.: yeah i know, right? what happened.
goobernational.: :|
effervescientist: you became sexayyyy ;) ahahaha omg. sorry.
Actor Heath Ledger Is Found Dead →
how horrifiying is this. oh my god. :( :( I need to cry.
"Think we saw Pearl Harbor coming?"
Japanese teacher: So the 'sou desu' form is used when you want to say something seems like something else. Like, Tanaka San seems happy -- you could say 'Tanaka San wa ureshisou desu.'
Student #1: What if he's smiling and he just won the lottery? Would you have to say he seems happy, or could you say that he is happy?
Japanese teacher: Well, you are not Tanaka San -- he could find the money to be a burden -- so you'd have to use 'sou desu.'
Student #2: What if he's yelling that he's happy?
Japanese teacher: He could be lying. You never know with Tanaka San...
“Crap, it turned red….”
– Saskia. I don’t really remember why this was so funny.
“WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKED? …your mom.”
– Saskia, to her sister. Um.
The beginning stages of "harrington + riley =
“Hey.” “Hey.” “I hear you’re a big famous writer who changed the course of literature and style for, like, ever.” “I hear you’re a big cynic.” “Wanna make out?” “Okay.”
lolz felonz.
amylicious!: mt holyoke sent you a response?
amylicious!: and it was cold?
amylicious!: ;_;
goobernational.: haha yes
goobernational.: I have made this change to your file
goobernational.: is all it said
goobernational.: i read 'file' as 'life' :|
goobernational.: and was all, WHY ARE YOU CHANGING MY LIFE OMG.
amylicious!: lol
amylicious!: "WELL WE JUST MADE YOU A FELON SO AS TO FIT YOUR FILE, YAYA."
This is why I shouldn't watch TV, like, ever.
effervescientist: IS THIS BOY NOT AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS OR WHAT [cue link to a hot picture of chace crawford]
jadedoto: ...yes he is
jadedoto: you don't strike me as the kind of person
effervescientist: i am so obsessed with him atm ahahaha
jadedoto: who would message me links to hot boys
jadedoto: are you okay?
effervescientist: he's Nate on Gossip Girl. and he is SO AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL
effervescientist: i am a little hormonal atm.
effervescientist: aha
jadedoto: i see...
effervescientist: *_* he is distracting me from my homework
effervescientist: tut tut. oh chace. stop being beautiful for a little while, plzkthx?
jadedoto: lmao
jadedoto: i don't have homework really
jadedoto: a little physics
jadedoto: so i'm enjoying the freedom
effervescientist: yeah i have a little psych
jadedoto: might even go to sleep at a reasonable time
effervescientist: but it's reading homework
effervescientist: and um. i can't read and stare at chace at the same time.
Oh, familial bonding.
Dad: I'm just gonna drop you off at Lauren's.
Amy: Um, okay? Why?
Dad: Well, it's either that or go home and get beat.
Amy: Can I at least eat dinner first? Because then I can puke on you.
Again With the Comics: Batman by Dostoyevsky →
Eeyore just wanted to say hello, is all...
effervescientist: gopher!!
jadedoto: gopher?
effervescientist: yes, hello gopher!
jadedoto: um, hello, hippototopotomus?
“Megan… I like to kiss her face. A lot. And then kiss her face a lot more.”
– Brett on Rock of Love 2.
Mark Malkoff Lives In IKEA →
To Kill A Freakin' Mockingbird, okay?!
effervescientist: boo!
jadedoto: radley!
effervescientist: boo!
jadedoto: radley!!!
effervescientist: boo!!
jadedoto: RADLEY!!!
effervescientist: boohoo!!
jadedoto: BLOODY MURDER
effervescientist: o_o
The Nerd Test, Version 2.0
Best question ever: What is the heaviest element that a star can produce through fusion, before going supernova? • Fire (Fi) • Helium (He) • Carbon (C) • Iron (Fe) • Uranium (U) • Not sure (Ns)
NEVER MIND IT JUST GOT BETTER
Amy: So how's your day been so far?
Vincent: It's been getting progressively slower. Ooh, a nickel!!
“I like to sit murklins in my room, alone, crying a lot.”
– Myself, obsessed with the lovely word “murklins”
College Visit Plans
effervescientist: i want to get into nyu just so i can visit and go see spring awakening. or i could not get in, go not visit and see spring awakening instead....
jadedoto: lol
jadedoto: we should so coordinate NYC trips
jadedoto: and see SA together
effervescientist: yessssss
effervescientist: omg
effervescientist: GOOD IDEA
jadedoto: cause i have 3 schools up there
effervescientist: I AGREE WITH THIS
“Carol, you still in the hood?”
– Random guy in my dad’s lab. It just sounded so funny. :B
“Microsoft Word. Light of my mind, fire of my frustration. My sin, my soul....”
– An Interface of One’s Own (NY Times)
NERDFIGHTER POINTS
goobernational.: haha
goobernational.: mr liimatta is the coolest :|
goobernational.: he's like the best teacher i've ever had?
effervescientist: yes haha
effervescientist: i wonder if he really DID give us points for awesome...
goobernational.: hahahahaha
goobernational.: omfg
goobernational.: we should ask :|
“Spears left Cedars-Sinai hospital on Saturday, accompanied by TV therapist Dr....”
– Britney Spears released from hospital | Entertainment Weekly Seriously. Dr Phil? Seriously?
“Harry and the Potters rock.”
– Mr. Liimatta’s comment on my report card :B
