February 2010
My roommates and I have decided to rewrite "If I...
Amy: If I were a boy, I wouldn’t be livin’ in this dorm, I’d be livin’ over there
Brittany: With all the other boys
Amy: I guess I’d be gay
Brittany: But that’s okay
January 2010
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Watchthedailywhat:
SNL: Andy Samberg is cursed to a lifetime of being randomly interrupted by the unlovable love child of Jon Hamm, Kenny G, and Fabio in the latest Digital Short from the incorrigibly iffy minds of The Lonely Island boys.
[nbc.]
These ESPN announcers should commentate Fashion...
Dude #1: I do like his frosted tips.
Dude #2: Yeah, it matches the gold on his Vanderbilt uniform.
[the next 20 seconds pass with them talking about Ogilvy's hair]
Why do people often vote against their own... →
“And when the politicians say to the people protesting: ‘But we’re doing this for you’, that just makes it worse. In fact, that seems to be what makes them angriest of all.”
>.<
“You must be my twin brother, because you’re a major fucking hottie.”...”
– Me, trying to help Lyndsey craft her e-mail to Matthew Gray Gubler. We have resorted to ~*MY IMMORTAL*~ references.
Lyndsey is totally obsessed with Matthew Gray...
She has been going on and on about how he is perfect for her, he is her boyfriend, they are going to get married, yada yada the same old Lyndsey-gets-obsessive schpiel, what’s new.
And then she says, “We’re just so much alike! He’s like my twin brother!”
…INCESTUOUS MUCH.
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“Okay little fuzz. I know Amy doesn’t want you. I’ll protect you.”
– Brittany, yet again
She’s sick and it has begun to mess with her mind.
BTW, she is talking to a pillow. Yeah.
“Yeah, if I get arrested coming back from the Galapagos, you’ll know why....”
– Brittany
These conversations are funnier when they happen....
[Lyndsey has been watching Criminal Minds nonstop for the past week]
Lyndsey: You know that guy from Seinfeld, who was on that one episode?
Amy: Yeah.
Lyndsey: That was a wig.
Amy: I figured. I don't think he's capable of growing hair anymore.
Lyndsey: It was sexy.
Amy: Hahahaha. It was not a good look for him.
Lyndsey: NO. He looked like a child molester!
Amy: Was that his character?
Lyndsey: Nope. Serial killer.
Amy: Did he kill children?
Lyndsey: Yes...
Amy: There you go.
I have to say, I enjoy assigning my professors...
Everyone, if you get the chance, TAKE IT.
And so I return to you, oh rice plantations of...
I forgot how heavy this book is D:
And how long it will take me to get through it… WRITE-UPS ON ALL OF THEM? OH DEAR LORD.
But it’s all good, because I’d rather have this job than, er, most others.
“Some call it constipation. I call it Salsa Rico.”
– Lyndsey
We love Sodexo.
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The Red-Headed Stepchild: Irony is cool, but it... →
It’s a lonely and confusing existence. I can’t listen to Taylor Swift because she is just too commercial, and I have to say that a blockbuster movie like “2012” sucked, even though I totally loved it. And yes, I think “Avatar” was great, and I hate “Garden State.”
Wow. The sad thing is, I think the guy who wrote this is being completely serious. Umm, dude, admitting to being a hipster, and...
ameliaelizabeth:
“I can’t wait for the ipad 2 it’s rumored to have the same capabilities as the ipad but it’s pocket sized and you can make phone calls on it. I heard it’ll be called either the ipad nano-phone, or the nano-pad-phone-ii or Pii for short (pronouced pee)”
— Seriously, go read the comments on this thing.
“Can’t wait until the iPad 2 gets unveiled. I have a feeling it...
I love Obama, I do, but really, man. Why today?
Amy: IT'S BECAUSE HILLARY WON THE PRIMARIES IN KENTUCKY
Katie: IT IS!!!!
Katie: YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!!
Amy: OBAMA HAD IT OUT FOR US
Amy: THAT'S WHY HE CALLED ON GAME DAY
Katie: OMG NOW OBAMA NEVER CAN WIN THEREE!!!!
Katie: ARRRGGGGHHHH
I shall go to bed bitter, and shall wake up......
At least no one here cares about the SEC, other than maybe my violin teacher, so I won’t have to put up with taunting or anything.
…OH WAIT I HAVE LESSONS TOMORROW.
I just have to keep chanting, “Better now than in March, better now than in March…”
eta: also, Obama shouldn’t have called on a game day. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
I LOVE MY SCHOOL AND ITS HISTORY DEPARTMENT.
No other small liberal arts school has a history department as wonderful as Juniata’s.
Just sayin’. :P
I ate cookies and smelled spices in class today.
God, History of Food IS SO FREAKING AWESOME.
Happy (late) New Year, RED! We meet again. →
John Edwards Has a Sex Tape! Yes that John... →
celebzaredum:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(via ronworkman)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
John Edwards, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I totally will go on pretending that I never ever supported your run for the presidency. GTFO OF MY LIFEEEEEEEEE
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
The Rolling Stones (5)
The Smiths (2)
The Who (2)
The MudBloods (2)
Lykke Li (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Saskia: http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/83360510/850238
Amy: TEEHEEHEE
Amy: i approve that message
Saskia: haha thought you might
Amy: i am sure you find it even more reason to be terrified of edward, seeing as it is a rudolph reference...
Amy: as i recall you do not like a certain red-nosed reindeer?
Saskia: hahahaha
Saskia: yes.
Saskia: omg yes.
Amy: i shall protect you from rudolfward
Amy: or however it would be spelled
Saskia: hahaha
Saskia: exactly like that
