IT’S SASKIA’S BIRTHDAY TODAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASKIA
HER BIRTHDAY SHOULD BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

DID YOU KNOW THAT SASKIA DEFEATED LORD VOLDEMORT IN OUR SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL
AND SHE SIMPLY WALKED INTO MORDOR
AND SHE WON THE NATIONAL GLEE CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT ALL BY HERSELF
AND SHE’LL SOLVE ANY CRIME BY DINNERTIME
AND SHE SURE PLAYS A MEAN PIN BALL
AND SHE’LL BLOW UP THE HIGH SCHOOL TO SAVE THE WORLD IF SHE HAS TO

IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY SASKIA
N ’ T. All of these things are true, though. Just so everyone knows. (ps amy congrats, this post ties with/is slightly >...