Am I the only FLAS applicant to Illinois who can’t figure out how to freaking apply?

  • you say that I should follow the instructions for grad students
  • but I don’t have a NetID for the online application
  • and there is no sign of a paper application
  • yet I’ve e-mailed about fifty different people and no one has any idea what my problem is
  • you must all think I’m really stupid
  • because obviously you haven’t answered questions like this from anyone else
  • but I swear to god
  • your website says that incoming students have to fill out a paper application
  • WHERE IS THE PAPER APPLICATION
  • I CAN’T EVEN

So, that paper rough draft I was freaking out about yesterday…

Well my prof already graded it and I got an A-. :| Ummm I need to learn to calm down when I’m writing papers. Because things tend to work out okay.

BUT IF ONLY I COULD COUNT ON THAT KIND OF GRADE FOR MY CRIMES SUBSTANTIVE DRAFT WHICH IS DUE NEXT TUESDAY

BREATHING? CALMING DOWN? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY