Serena van der Woodsen: the Mitt Romney of the Upper East Side.

Amy: oh serena
Amy: i am tired of you
Amy: why are you still relevant
Katie: ME TOO
Katie: i was just about to say that
Amy: she's such a spoiled brat haha
Katie: like girl needs to go away
Katie: fast
Amy: i mean blair is obviously spoiled but her life has turned out just a little shittier than serena's
Amy: and blair is just allowed to be a bitch
Amy: serena... UGH
Katie: haha
Katie: blair is also oddly relatable...
Amy: yeah
Amy: SERENA IS THE MITT ROMNEY OF THE UPPER EAST SIDE!
Katie: serena is not
Katie: OMG THAT IS PERFECT

mypatronusisyou:

no wait a second I like Dair still.

CAN WE JUST HAVE BOTH

CAN WE HAVE CHDAIR

this post. this post.

Oh Chair. I still love you. Adore you really. I refuse to believe you are not endgame. I have waited too damn long for you guys to get your shit together. Make it happen already.
But Dair… I do love Dan. I love the witty banter between Dan and Blair. They are too cute and I think we all know how I respond to cuteness. I can’t even handle it.
Chair: officially comatose. Not dead, but comatose. Because it looks like Dair is going to be happening for a while…
DAMN THOSE VOWS

Oh Chair. I still love you. Adore you really. I refuse to believe you are not endgame. I have waited too damn long for you guys to get your shit together. Make it happen already.

But Dair… I do love Dan. I love the witty banter between Dan and Blair. They are too cute and I think we all know how I respond to cuteness. I can’t even handle it.

Chair: officially comatose. Not dead, but comatose. Because it looks like Dair is going to be happening for a while…

DAMN THOSE VOWS

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY