all monkeys are french.

gotye memes

firstandamistad:

(Source: bubblegirljulz, via chasingthestars)

James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??

Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.

James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro

arcturusblack:

#dans working on some pick up lines and ruperts like shit chris man i gotta go and emma is like you know what i think in ten years i am going to be the most beautiful person on the planet and everyone is going to have a crush on me even all of the ladies

(Source: britmarlings, via weasleyswizardwheezes)

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Amanda writes: “I work for the American Forces Network. We broadcast American Television to the troops wherever they are stationed overseas. Unfortunately, the government sets aside a budget to promote informational subjects that the troops need to know about their host countries. Like, mandatory recycling, no littering, or human trafficking. Here’s an original production that tax dollars pay for. Sad.”

[thanks amanda!]

What the hell is this.