HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHAT

IT’S SASKIA’S BIRTHDAY TODAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASKIA

HER BIRTHDAY SHOULD BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

DID YOU KNOW THAT SASKIA DEFEATED LORD VOLDEMORT IN OUR SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL

AND SHE SIMPLY WALKED INTO MORDOR

AND SHE WON THE NATIONAL GLEE CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT ALL BY HERSELF

AND SHE’LL SOLVE ANY CRIME BY DINNERTIME

AND SHE SURE PLAYS A MEAN PIN BALL

AND SHE’LL BLOW UP THE HIGH SCHOOL TO SAVE THE WORLD IF SHE HAS TO

IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY SASKIA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY